real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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