I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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