I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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