Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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