A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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