I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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