so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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