i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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