so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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