Small penises have feelings too.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
me + whiskey = a bad person
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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