Nicole vs. Life
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
