You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
