this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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