wat bout pragnant strippers??
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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