I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
