What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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