i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
