My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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