S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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