Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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