I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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