it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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