I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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