Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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