found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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