I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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