Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Randomize