Tell her she can't have a vagina
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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