David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He kissed a someone with a penis
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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