i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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