When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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