You surviving the open bar?
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Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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