okay pat passed out under dana's car
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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