just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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