I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
