I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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