glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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