My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Pants are for mortals
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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