Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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