I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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