you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Can I color on your dick again?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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