why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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