Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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