Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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