it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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