Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
