i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
