You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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