: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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