Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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