I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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