she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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