Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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