Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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